back to top

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

image

IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

pumasenpai:

Sei/Sly | Mattie7
Please Don't Remove Source

pumasenpai:

Sei/Sly | Mattie7
Please Don't Remove Source

kanshikan:

ballerdollar:

lessons learned from anime

  • don’t get inside the robot
  • people with bad haircuts always lose
  • the cute girl is psycho
  • the cute guy isn’t human
  • when in doubt scream “baka” and run away
  • glasses should be adjusted with one finger in a condescending manner
  • gotta catch em all
  • and maybe probably respect your elders
  • white haired boy dies

(Bron: unhacker)

twentyonepivots:

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

eau d’homosexual

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

catbugg:

nabulos:

spirits818:

everydaycomics:

Follow Your Dreams!

That took a direction I did not expect.

That was the best direction that could have taken

I don’t know what I expected.

youjistoley0urpants:

e-lric:

“what is this.. pain in my chest?”

said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days

don’t forget “what is this pain in my ass?”

said the uke after a wild night with a random man

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Bron: c-hanelapparel)

dearprongs:

seduce me with lots of amazing headcanons about my otp

incises:

ive seen so many boobs/dicks/naked ppl on tumblr that i think at this stage if i saw a naked person walking down the street irl id just shrug and keep walking 

lostintroylerland:

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.

Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

ghostdrama:

i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

president-brobama:

*takes a handful of candy* wow that’s way too much *puts 1 back*

captainjaybuscus:

nerdinessboundaries:

candle-lit-fornication:

hazelgranger:

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair

Or running their fingers down your back.

Unless you thought you were alone.

And now, the weather.

(Bron: wheazley)